Matt's journey down the Dupont Circle Metro escalator. 1) Makes eye contact with a "just try and stop me" look in his eye. 2) Assumes the position on the escalator rail. 3) Surfing down the escalator rail at a high rate of speed, no turning back now. 4) Makes his not-so-graceful transition into a face-forward slide. Notice the legs flailing in the air.

He stuck the landing and did it all without injury, WELL DONE.